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 Post subject: Allergy Joke Page
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:47 am 
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Sometimes we can all use some dark humour.
This allergy joke page is found on the Allergy, Asthma and Immunology Society of Ontario
website.
Warning, some of these jokes are a little corny! (sorry, I couldn't resist! :roll: )
http://www.allergyasthma.on.ca/jokes.htm

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:24 am 
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Here's one:

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As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything.

If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patients' wrists.

Once when I asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies, she said she couldn't eat bananas.

Imagine my surprise when several hours later a very irate son came out to the nurses' station demanding, "Who's responsible for labelling my mother 'bananas'?"


:D :lol: :D :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Allergy Joke Page
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:44 pm 
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I found this somewhat amusing. Humour is subjective so I hope no one takes offence.

http://i36.tinypic.com/334kdoo.jpg

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 Post subject: Re: Allergy Joke Page
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:34 pm 
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Susan, I can't open that page.

Storm --- that's evil. Funny, but evil. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Allergy Joke Page
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:00 pm 
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Hmm it worked for me just now. :dungetit

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Husband: no allergies
Me: allergies to some tree that flowers in May
Cat: allergic to beef, pork and lamb


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 Post subject: Re: Allergy Joke Page
PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:00 pm 
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It's working now -- and some are quite cute.

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