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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:15 pm 
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Location: Alberta, Canada
Was sent this e-mail the other day. :lol:

Now since seniors are now into texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need to a STC (Senior Texting Code)

Some suggested STC's include the following:

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROLF....ACGU: Rolling On Floor Laughing...And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry Gotta Go Poop
TTML: Talk To Me Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
CSPTS: Can't See Print Too Small

Hope you find some of this funny. :abduct

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:19 pm 
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:rofl

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Daughter: asthma, allergies to egg, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, most legumes (not soy) & penicillin. Developing hayfever type allergies.
Husband: no allergies
Me: allergies to some tree that flowers in May
Cat: allergic to beef, pork and lamb


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:00 pm 
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:rofl :rofl

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DD 12 yrs -no allergies
4 yr old DS - asthma/eczema Anaphylactic to Peanuts, all tree nuts, sesame , all pea/lentil legumes, gelatin.
Allergic to trees, grass,ragweed, feathers, dander, mold and dust.
Outgrew eggs, fish, shellfish


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:01 pm 
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DD just learned how to text. A few times I've actually had to google her abbreviations to see what the heck they mean. I didn't know even certain smilies mean different things, confused etc.. That one I should use a lot. :rofl

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DD 12 yrs -no allergies
4 yr old DS - asthma/eczema Anaphylactic to Peanuts, all tree nuts, sesame , all pea/lentil legumes, gelatin.
Allergic to trees, grass,ragweed, feathers, dander, mold and dust.
Outgrew eggs, fish, shellfish


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:43 pm 
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Location: Vancouver, BC
Hilarious! Lol.

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DD 2004 Allergy to peanuts, egg, sesame, and new: lentils and chick peas
DS 2006 Allergy to peanuts, tree nuts, milk, egg, kiwi fruit, eczema


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:13 am 
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Back in B.C. my dad just was in the room while my sister was was texting my DD. My dad (70 yrs) realized what a great way it was to stay in touch so he went out yesterday and upgraded his cell and added an unlimited text package. The first person he texted was our daughter to tell her Grampa is all ready, start texting. If there was a huge heart smilie I'd use it right now.

ps. Is text like fish, one fish, one million fish
text, texted, ???? :lol:

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DD 12 yrs -no allergies
4 yr old DS - asthma/eczema Anaphylactic to Peanuts, all tree nuts, sesame , all pea/lentil legumes, gelatin.
Allergic to trees, grass,ragweed, feathers, dander, mold and dust.
Outgrew eggs, fish, shellfish


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:23 pm 
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:rofl - and whew, I still can get up.

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